BRITISH[X] You drink a lot of tea.[ ] You know what a brolly is.[ ] Deal or No Deal has taken over your life.[ ] You wanted Ben to win X Factor.[X] You use the word "bugger" or the phrase "bloody hell."[X] Fish and chips are yummy.[X] You can eat a Full English Breakfast.[ ] You dislike Emos almost as much as you dislike Chavs.[X] It's football.... Not soccer.Total = 5AUSTRALIAN[ ] You wear flip-flops all year.[ ] You call flip-flops "thongs" not flip-flops.[ ] You love a backyard barbie.[ ] You know a barbie is not a doll.[ ] You love the beach.[X] Sometimes you swear without realizing.[ ] You're a sports fanatic.[ ] You are tanned.[ ] You're a bit of a bogan.Total = 1ITALIAN[ ] Your last name ends in a vowel.[X] Your grandmother makes her own sauces.[X] You know how a real meatball tastes.[X] You know Italian songs.[/] You have dark hair and dark eye color. [ ] You speak some Italian.[X] You are under 5'10''[X] Pizza/spaghetti is the best foods in the world.[ ] You talk with your hands.Total = 5.5SPANISH[ ] You say 'member' instead of remember.[X] You speak Spanish or some.[X] You like tacos. [/] YoU TyPe LiKe ThIs On YoUr CoMpUtEr[ ] You are dark skinned.[X] You know what a Puta is.[X] You talk fast occasionally.[ ] You have had highlights or have dyed your hair.[ ] You know what platanos are.Total = 4.5RUSSIAN[ ] You say villain as: Vee-lon.[ ] You have more than one vodka bottle in your house.[ ] You know the difference between channel 1 and RTVI.[X] You know of somebody named Natasha. [X] You don't get cold easily.[ ] You get into contests all the time.[X] You can easily make do with the cold weather. [X] You can speak some Russian.[ ] You love listening to techno.Total = 4POLISH[ ] Your parents let you drink. [ ] You know what a pizda is.[ ] You have Pierogi at least once a week.[ ] People always ask to see your "kielbasa" checking if you're Polish.[X] People randomly call you their best friend.[ ] You have made/know what pisanki are.[ ] You laughed when Poland beat the USA in the 2002 World CupTotal = 1IRISH[ ] You think beer is the best.[X] You have a bad temper.[ ] Your last name starts with a Mc, Murph, O', Fitz or ends with ay, on, un, an, in, ry, ly, y.[X] You have blue or green eyes. [X] You like the color green.[ ] You have been to a St. Patty's day party.[ ] You have a family member from Ireland. [ ] You have/had red hair.[ ] You have/had freckles. Total = 3ASIAN[ ] You have slanty/small eyes.[X] You like rice a lot.[ ] You are good at math.[ ] You have played the piano. [X] You have family from Asia[X] You laugh sometimes covering your mouth.[ ] Most people think you're Chinese[X] You call hurricanes typhoons.[ ] You go to Baulko.Total = 4GERMAN[X] You like bread.[X] You think American Chocolate is good. (All chocolate is good)[X] You speak some German.[X] You know what Schnitzel is. [X] You hate it when stupid people call you a Nazi.[X] You went to Pre-school.[ ] You're under 5'4".[X] You have been to GermanyTotal = 7CANADIAN[ ] You like to ride 4 wheelers. [ ] You love beer.[X] You say eh.[X] You know what poutine is.[X] You speak some French.[ ] You love Tim Horton's.[ ] At one point you lived in a farm house.[ ] You watch(ed) Degrassi.Total = 3FRENCH[X] You like French toast.[ ] You love wine.[X] You speak a little or are fluent in French.[ ] You have eaten a snail.[ ] You like fashion.( I'm not too big on it, but yeah... )[ ] You have been to France.[ ] You are either a Catholic, a Muslim, a Protestant or a Jew.Total = 2AMERICAN[X] You like fast food. [ ] You call football football and soccer soccer...[ ] You can trace your ancestery back to Ellis Island...[X] you watch way too much TV[X] You are obsessed with the royal wedding [ ] You have a dog. ( I have three! X3)[ ] You have a cushy job[ ] You were sad when Steve Jobs diedTotal = 3NORWEGIAN[X] You know what lefse is.[X] You can speak some Norwegian.[X] You love trolls.[X] You know what lutefisk is.[ ] You have been whale hunting/seeing.[X] Food made with potatoes and flour rule.[/] Fish is a huge part of your diet.[X] You have blue or green eyes and have blonde or brown hair. (Blue eyes, brown hair)
[/] You know how to fish or have fished before.
Total = 7
[X] You grow some small vegetables in the yard.
[X] You like french fries.
[X] You think Belgian chocolate rules.
[ ] You know that the official best beer in the world is Belgian.
[/] You speak both Dutch and French. (Only Dutch xD)
[X] You like Belgian waffles.
[X] You call a pub or bar a café.
[ ] You fully realize and acknowledge that your football team sucks.
[ ] You drive/own a French or German car.
[X] You have a lot of comments on your government.
Total = 6.5
[X] You like the color orange.
[X] You are a football enthusiast.
[X] You often go to 'coffee shops'.
[X] You know what is meant by 'coffee shops' (hahahaha)
[X] You tend to overreact and show your emotions.
[X] You have a cheerful nature.
[X] You like the sea.
[ ] You are good at building handiwork projects.
[ ] You tend to favor the megalomania.
Total: = 7
[ ] You say "3ngleezy" instead of "english".
[ ] You laugh at other accents, especially Egyptian
[ ] You beckon at things with your forehead or eyes.
[/] You like seafood, especially fish, more than any other type of food.
[ ] You are tanned.
[ ] You have black hair.
[ ] Your last name starts with "Al" or "bin"
[ ] You like showing off, especially with new cars and clothes.
[ ] You dislike reading.
Total: = 0.5
Soooo... I am, according to this test, like Dutch, Norwegian and German people... Woah... XD